#CRAZY WORLD MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY MOVIE#

I only can assume named after former Atlanta Braves outfielder David Justice.ġ0:40 a.m.: My guess for the twist is Diane Lane is secretly the tuna.ġ0:42 a.m.: I cannot believe how many times the word “tuna” has been spoken already during the course of this movie.ġ0:44 a.m.: Anne Hathaway has shown up and she’s acting mysterious.ġ0:46 a.m.: I wish there wasn’t a twist.

#CRAZY WORLD MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY MOVIE#

I have my doubts this will work.ġ0:20 a.m.: The Shrek Forever After gift card did not work.ġ0:21 a.m.: The woman who took my ticket tells me, “ Serenity? Okay, you’re going to want to go in the theater that says it’s playing Free Solo.”ġ0:24 a.m.: Two other human beings in my neighborhood woke up this morning and decided, “I’m going to see Serenity.”ġ0:25 a.m.: The twist is Serenity is actually Free Solo.ġ0:28 a.m.: Matthew McConaughey is a boat captain.ġ0:30 a.m.: Matthew McConaughey is trying to catch a tuna.ġ0:30 a.m.: I’m having my doubts this movie is set in space.ġ0:34 a.m.: Matthew McConaughey is obsessed with catching this one specific tuna.ġ0:35 a.m.: At a bar, Matthew McConaughey slams his drink down and declares that the tuna’s name is Justice. It has a picture of Shrek Forever After on it. (There will probably be spoilers ahead so if you are saving the secrets of Serenity for yourself, be warned.)ġ0:20 a.m.: While paying for my ticket to Serenity I found a movie gift card in my wallet. While watching, I kept a running diary of my experience. So, anyway, curiosity and my better judgment and cabin fever* has gotten the best of me, so early on Thursday morning I bought a ticket to see Serenity because I must see what this crazy twist is for myself. I also know Anne Hathaway wasn’t happy with the way this film has been marketed. Here’s what I know about Serenity: I know that it stars both Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway. Okay, saying I know “nothing” isn’t 100 percent true.

While I was tucked away in the mountains of Utah for the Sundance Film Festival, the whole Serenity phenomena passed me by. I know absolutely nothing about Serenity.

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